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The student news site of Cypress Ranch High School

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10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BUY YOUR YEARBOOK (COMPLETELY FACTUAL)

10 reasons that will undeniably sway you into purchasing your yearbook.
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  1. You will be able to see aspects of the school you have never seen.
  2. To remember kids you might forget in the future- like that kid in your 2nd period who lent you a pencil you never returned.
  3. So when you’re super old you can show your family and friends how cool you were in high school.
  4. So when there’s an A.I. takeover you’ll remember what traditional high school was like.
  5. If there is a zombie apocalypse, and you are one of the last remaining humans, you can use your yearbook as an example of how society functioned to show the new generation.
  6. Since the yearbook is thick and heavy, you can use it as a weapon in case you get ambushed by your haters. 
  7. The pages smell nice.
  8. You can cross out faces of the kids you never liked-silent, satisfying, revenge.
  9. If your mommy grounds you, the yearbook serves as a good source of entertainment.
  10. So you can support the yearbook program! All profits go towards getting better camera equipment and making our yearbook better than Bridgeland’s.

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